[-empyre-] a found poem since we are on the subject of spam

Christina McPhee christina at christinamcphee.net
Fri Jun 27 07:01:22 EST 2008

seems like starting with an action verb is the beginning of the map--  
could track  be! become! Put! Get! Last! into flickr, mapping to  
tourist 'locations" !

On Jun 25, 2008, at 8:52 PM, Nanette Wylde wrote:

> empyrites,
> here is a little found poem, that is, each line is from the  
> 'subject' of spam in my inbox. it is a 'remix' of sorts.
> it's not too smart. i'm not sure if it qualifies as literary. but i  
> hope it might amuse you.
> i've also been wondering if this 'spam' isn't making you guys feel  
> just a little insecure (the counterpart to the 14 year old waifs in  
> the fashion magazines). hmmmm. perhaps that is a topic of another  
> month on empyre.
> cheers,
> n.
> Man Spam: Fantastic pole for you or Envy is the opposite of pride
> Does your penis size ruin your life?
> Bid adieu to your bad luck in love
> Regain your attractiveness as a man
> Attract more hot women
> Be an object of all women's craving
> Become an unexcelled lover
> Be admired for your true male merits
> Aim at new love victories
> Waste no further time
> Get rid of this weakness
> Allow yourself some luxury
> Put an end to your love failures
> Get more pleasure in love
> Personalize your inner desire
> Experience new heights of pleasure
> Last longer in bed
> Nights full of passion are near
> Infinite sexual pleasure for your woman
> She'll never laugh at you no more
> Last longer and pump harder here
> Amend your problem of small dimension
> Surplus in inches is absolutely necessary
> Make it longer and more powerful
> Make it large and steady as a rock!
> Fondle all her internal nerve endings
> (What they don't want you to know what it does to your body)
> What a real man dreams about
> Love making need not be boring
> Awaken the monster in her
> Greater pleasure for you
> You don't forget it
> Luck has nothing to do with the games they play
> Feel proud that you're a real man
> Enjoy the sex life you deserve
> Dance in the sheets all night long
> Batteries included
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